Why can't anyone here tell me how to get on the bus?

I've discovered a great way to get killer abs. I now do daily exercises in futility. My new favorite can be found here, at RDH Services on line. Try to figure out how to get from Point A to Point B, where A and B could be any town they serve. Go ahead, it's a great workout!

Once you've tired of that, try calling their phone number to find same information. Or email them. You'll get the same effect.

So I've not yet discovered how to get to school, though I think I can figure it out tomorrow (I'd better!) for the final day of induction week. I can't wait to just get down into the nitty-gritty of daily coursework so that I can have a consistent schedule! Things are so different over here that I'm excited to finally have some sort of reliable routine aside from confusing myself daily!

How To Eat Boiled Worms

I think I fed my six-year old sister a caterpillar today. Of course, I did not do this intentionally. The thing is, my cupboards have been full of moths for a long time. Even through this past move. Any time I open anything in my baking supplies cupboard, a moth flies out. Soooo I made penne pasta today, and after all was served and eaten, and I was tupperware-ifying the remains, I found a couple of scalded caterpillars stuck to the side of the strainer. Ahhh, the joy of extra protein. Kinda defeats the purpose of the meatless meatballs... I decided not to tell my sister, tomboy she may be, because I promised to keep the carpets in this apartment clean and vomit-free. And if word gets out, I guess I'll just have to remind her that I helped her eat them. Maybe I could spin it into some sort of weird sisterly-bonding sort of thing. Hm.

PITY PARTY AT MY PLACE!

Bring your own beer!