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Thursday, September 07, 2006

How To Eat Boiled Worms


I think I fed my six-year old sister a caterpillar today. Of course, I did not do this intentionally. The thing is, my cupboards have been full of moths for a long time. Even through this past move. Any time I open anything in my baking supplies cupboard, a moth flies out. Soooo I made penne pasta today, and after all was served and eaten, and I was tupperware-ifying the remains, I found a couple of scalded caterpillars stuck to the side of the strainer. Ahhh, the joy of extra protein. Kinda defeats the purpose of the meatless meatballs... I decided not to tell my sister, tomboy she may be, because I promised to keep the carpets in this apartment clean and vomit-free. And if word gets out, I guess I'll just have to remind her that I helped her eat them. Maybe I could spin it into some sort of weird sisterly-bonding sort of thing. Hm.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Uhm, ew. Don't worry, I won't tell, even though that was long ago.

11:05 PM  

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