Don't Drag Me Into Your Little World, Granny!

Today's Enemy No. 1 is the Little Old Lady. Or, more precisely, the little old lady with the goofy, undisciplined dog. You and your local Hell's Grannies branch meet every morning, blocking the paths of able-bodied young adults. What makes you think I appreciate you telling my dog "You tell him!" when your dog approaches her and she starts to look aggressive. Why would you put someone else in the situation of further restraining an already leashed dog? Argh! Discipline your own dog, don't make my dog do it for you!!! Especially as this crazy country already made me throw away the only collar that works to correct her...

P.S.~ Little Old Lady with the hamster-for-a-dog, you can leash yours too. It offends my eyes.

Hoops and Yoyo

Behold the genius that is "Hoops & Yoyo" and be amazed. How can you resist the cuteness? I know you like the wiggle!